Spades

Spades is an alien being, a being from the Veldac species. to them, he is a god, their only one. He speaks in Delta.

Spades is one of the only gods that cannot enter the lower reach, the lowest part of heaven. (Because nobody likes him)

In his own planet, where he resides, and strikes terror and dread with his minions, the citizens can come and talk to him for advice.

Yet all he does, is reply with unrelated shit, such as the fucking emoji movie.

Spades is broken, but not that his minions may be whole, he broke himself just to bring a dreaded plague upon others.

Powers

 * Cringe to The Touch: Anything spades touches, sentient or not, will transform into a husk of pure cringe. This is his main source of power.


 * Cringe Senses: Spades can see you, anywhere and everywhere you may be, doesn't matter who you are.


 * Cringestal Crash: Spades summons a barrage of sharp Cringestals above him, skewering everything they land on, making you a shishkebab.

Weapons

 * Staff of Cringe: Can fire a cringe beam, devastating everything in it's path, or strike cringe bolts around him, targeting random people making them suffer badly for eternity.


 * Cringe Catastrophe: A pistol that fires a straight beam of powerful, pure cringe energy, and uses Cringestals for ammunition.